19 Obama And Biden Tweets That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

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Obama: Wave at the people, Joe.

Biden: IMMA POINT AT’EM

Obama: Please just wave.

Biden:

2.

“barack please don’t leave me with them”
“joe you’re leaving when I leave”
“oh right lmao love u”

3.

“I uh…just want to apologize. Whether it’s true or not, Joe shouldn’t have yelled ‘you ain’t real hip-hop, bitch’. He’s just passionate.”

4.

Obama: Wave at the people, Joe.

Biden: SODA DRINKING CONTEST

Obama: Please just wave.

Biden:

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“Please”
“No, Joe the debate is on”
“Just turn to ESPN real quick. I wanna see the score”
“You have your own TV”
“It’s scary in my room.”

6.

Obama: I have a meeting.

Biden: I have a meeting.

Obama: Stop copying me.

Biden: Stop copying me.

7.

REPORTER: Mr. President, what’s your favorite Wu Tang album?

OBAMA: What kind of question is —

[biden grabs podium]

BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS

8.

[Writing the State Of The Union]
OBAMA: So I’ll say the state of the union is…
BIDEN: On fleek. Say it’s on fleek.

9.

Obama: I’d like to sit alone, Joe.

Biden: IMMA SIT BY YOU

Obama: There’s plenty of other seats.

Biden:

10.

“I’m the king of rock”
“There is none higher”
“Sucker MCs”
“Should call me sire”

12.

OBAMA: You can either run for president or you can introduce Lady GaGa at the Oscars. You can’t do both.
BIDEN: Okay. I’ve made my decision.

13.

Obama: It’s too hot for a scarf, Joe.

Biden: IMMA DO THE SCARF WHIP

Obama: Please don’t do the scarf whip.

Biden:

14.

“Mr. President on behalf of Shake Shack we just wanna thank you for stoppin…”

Biden: “Imma have 4 more burgers”

Obama: “Joe”

Biden:

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OBAMA: As FDR once said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

BIDEN: [tugging on Obama’s sleeve]

OBAMA: Yes Joe, and spiders.

16.

“See? Doesn’t this feel right?”
“Joe I’m not leaving my wife for you.”
“You said we’d be together forev-”
“8 years. I said 8 years.”

17.

Obama: I’m busy. Stop asking, Joe.

Biden: BUT I WANT A LLAMA

Obama: Please don’t cry.

Biden:

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january 20th, 2017

joe: “barack, where are we goin?”
barack: “far, far away, joe…far, far away.”

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Obama:tell the world were bros
Biden:*whispers* were bros
Obama:bro why’d u whisper
Biden:ur my world bro
Obama:bro

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